The Woodsman

The story begins on what appears to be a hermit waking up in the woods from a really long sleep. He staggers around groggily, plunging himself into a nearby pond. This begins his rebirth as it were. The musical score builds throughout as he bursts out of the water. He then proceeds to shave off the beard with a Base Camp X axe. Hair flying everywhere, he transforms himself into a clean-cut businessman ready to take on the rigors of the world outside of the forest. Of course his cellphone buzzes, revealing over 10,000 new messages…just like the rest of us after a great weekend escaping reality.